Ahhhh. My wonderful boyfriend bought me a day at the spa..facial and massage because he said that I deserved it and wouldn't do it for myself. What a great man right?! Just love him. So all week at work I'm looking foward to Saturday, the day of pampering and where its all about me :) What girls doesn't love that?
Saturday comes and I gather my things, paint my toenails and make them pretty for the massage lady. I mean, I could have ignored this minor detail but I figured since I'll be lying naked infront of a stranger with nothing but a towel covering you know where, I might at least feel confident that my feet look cute. Ok, back to the day.
I'm on my way, directions in hand and my eye starts to water....really badly. I try to rotate my contact in my eye thinking that's all it needs. Now its burning and I can barely open my left eye...ouch! How can I drive with this distraction? I go to take it out and the stupid thing has ripped in my eye! You gotta be kidding me! Stupid contact!
I make it to the spa, walking in with one good eye and can really barely see. I get a facial, which is great and she says my skin looks amazing. She hands me a mirror and, of course I can't really SEE how I look because the room is dark and I have only one good eye. The massage therapist was next. She was wonderful. She used lotions and oils to soften and soothe my skin. She did my neck and head last....that's right...my head. She touched her oily hands all over my head and massaged that grease into my hair! UGH! So Im stumbling out of the dark room into a spa/salon full of customers with shiny skin, oily crazy hair and one good eye..fumbling the whole time to get out of there without stepping on anyone! I felt like Frankenstein holding my arms out with crazy wild hair! I tried not to look at the customers reactions..but I knew they were looking at this crazy one eyed messy haired dishelved woman attempting to leave the salon.
My advice, wear glasses, tell them not to touch your hair, and make an early appointment!
Saturday comes and I gather my things, paint my toenails and make them pretty for the massage lady. I mean, I could have ignored this minor detail but I figured since I'll be lying naked infront of a stranger with nothing but a towel covering you know where, I might at least feel confident that my feet look cute. Ok, back to the day.
I'm on my way, directions in hand and my eye starts to water....really badly. I try to rotate my contact in my eye thinking that's all it needs. Now its burning and I can barely open my left eye...ouch! How can I drive with this distraction? I go to take it out and the stupid thing has ripped in my eye! You gotta be kidding me! Stupid contact!
I make it to the spa, walking in with one good eye and can really barely see. I get a facial, which is great and she says my skin looks amazing. She hands me a mirror and, of course I can't really SEE how I look because the room is dark and I have only one good eye. The massage therapist was next. She was wonderful. She used lotions and oils to soften and soothe my skin. She did my neck and head last....that's right...my head. She touched her oily hands all over my head and massaged that grease into my hair! UGH! So Im stumbling out of the dark room into a spa/salon full of customers with shiny skin, oily crazy hair and one good eye..fumbling the whole time to get out of there without stepping on anyone! I felt like Frankenstein holding my arms out with crazy wild hair! I tried not to look at the customers reactions..but I knew they were looking at this crazy one eyed messy haired dishelved woman attempting to leave the salon.
My advice, wear glasses, tell them not to touch your hair, and make an early appointment!
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